Regular Richie Feature


My friend Richie enjoys seeing the search strings that led people to my blog, so every so often I post them for him. Here are some of the highlights from searches from the last month or so:

Artistic angle of a pencil sharpner

Artistic angle of a pencil sharpner (Photo credit: Wikipedia)

  • i had chicken tenders for lunch today blog — I’ve always thought my blog would do better if it had a unified theme. This could totally be it — every day I blog about the chicken tenders I had for lunch. The checks should start coming in any minute now.
  • why is there no weightlessness in apollo 18? — You’d be surprised at how many people believe astronauts were actually weightless on the moon. Well, you would if you were me.
  • could you live without internet for a month — No.
  • pencil sharpeners are the bane of my existence — This search makes me happy, since it proves I’m not the only one.
  • lazy reporter stories  — I started working on a post about this, but then
  • little river canyon rope swing — Speaking of banes of my existence.
  • barnes & noble (red velvet cheesecake) — This. Eat this. Now.
  • alien movie where aliens come out of the earth — Are they really aliens, then?
  • hide your kids hide your wives — The Utah version.
  • failed at pampered chef — Now, this, on the other hand, could be the theme of my blog, if I did more parties. I’ve had more than one experiment that didn’t quite turn out the way I thought. They’re generally entertaining, though, and mostly tasty.
  • cambodian mullet — When I start my pro wrestling career, this is going to be name wrestling name.

Regular Richie Feature


My friend Richie enjoys seeing the search strings that led people to my blog, so every so often I post them for him. Here are some of the highlights from searches from the last month or so:

Star Gazing Farm

Star Gazing Farm (Photo credit: sneakerdog)

  • why is the subway pulled pork so expensive? — Pulling the pig behind the subway isn’t that hard, but picking up the pork bits afterwards takes some time, you know?
  • luxury of knowing lyrics — I want to live in a country where knowing lyrics isn’t a luxury, it’s a right!
  • notable words from prometheus — “engineers, faith, father, why, aaaaaaah!” You’re welcome.
  • i’d rather be a hammer than a knife — Also, I’d rather be a screwdriver than a spoon.
  • moby dick die — The new adaptation from the makers of “Kill Mo’ Mockingbird.”
  • hipster stargazing — Yeah, when I started, it was still nebula-gazing. Just sayin’
  • good neighbear — In a world with better marketing, the Star Farm bear would have eaten that gecko already.
  • “oh no! promootheus.” — This search makes me happy.
  • skydiving gift quotes — “Never look a gift skydiver in the mouth.” ‘Cause they might land on you or something. (Hey, they can’t all be gold.)
  • lori mckenna the moat — Presumably they were looking for “The Most,” but if Lori McKenna had an upcoming album of castle-themed songs, I would still listen to it.
  • devil fiddler — I have no comment about this one. It speaks for itself.
  • pampered chef guy version — A/k/a “Fire And Knives” (Cooking needs that Pampered Chef can totally help with, by the way.)
  • “wookiee jesus” — I’m not even on the top couple of pages of results for this one.
  • animal planet haunting demon— “They say there’s a demon that lives at Animal Planet, and that whoever challenges him will die.”

Regular Richie Feature


Person using cell phone while driving.

Person using cell phone while driving. (Photo credit: Wikipedia)

My friend Richie enjoys seeing the search strings that led people to my blog, so every so often I post them for him. Here are some of the highlights from searches from the last month or so:

  • “communion by intention”
  • cool hairstyles for high school boys — I really doubt they found what they were looking for here
  • stories in my pocket h that good no thats bad
  • demand curve for metallica — Curve over time? Musical taste? IQ?
  • what bad things people are saying about the space & rocket center
  • falling airplane & air pockets
  • horrible pampered chef stories
  • texting while driving
  • a time to kill john grisham — No! Don’t do it!
  • dragon quest in my pocket — That’s what she said. Or something.
  • chicken bad word — Trust me, even if I knew bad words in chicken, you don’t want to tick one off
  • what is a bad book — An unfinished one.
  • what kind of word is actually — Is actually what!? Don’t keep me in suspense…
  • epic rope swing across canyon — ‘Cause that’s totally the sort of thing I write about doing.
  • guy in pantyhose starbucks — That, on the other hand, was not me. I swear.
  • font the i am second?
  • rhett butler and scarlett book — Please please please tell me you weren’t trying to find out what book they were in.
  • hey you what did you say about my momma — I said your momma is so fly, Delta brags about how much they love her.

Regular Richie Feature


Scuba Diving

Scuba Diving (Photo credit: John Kotsifas)

My friend Richie enjoys seeing the search strings that led people to my blog, so every so often I post them for him. Here are some of the highlights from searches from the last month or so:

  • he used same song for two women
  • stories of wanting something but not being able to remember the word you want
  • mentos space program
  • текстура матрица
  • wrote 8 -made marks on the surface by aldrin
  • scary heights
  • abraham and the stars
  • a model parachute falling towards earth
  • the word possible
  • “burn them thoroughly” lyric
  • mosin nagant stories
  • radio as a friend
  • short dawg manley in my pocket перево
  • can you scuba dive to the titanic
  • scripture about technology
  • “york region police”
  • amount of money spent on texting accidents
  • pampered chef wrap song
  • why are they not weightless apollo 18 film
  • fair skinned klingons
  • growing a mullet 2013
  • brilliant words
  • ted danson at the bluebird cafe
  • “always a groom never a bride”
  • took off shoes stink

Regular Richie Feature


A 14lb pork shoulder, rubbed with a spice rub,...

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Once again, search strings that have brought people to “Stories In My Pocket” over the course of the last month.

  • stories for newspapers
  • what is the theme song to “league of our own”
  • i had a dream. i took the dream and put it in my pocket…
  • what does smoked pulled pork look like half way through
  • prayer skylab
  • what is nasa doing
  • why we explore nasa kids
  • trdss up
  • +pictures of faith hills haircut in i can’t do that anymore
  • is lori mckenna pregnant again?
  • 07/15/11 show horse that was found doa on a cargo plane that came into jfk today
  • always a groom never a bride
  • piggly wiggley, stories
  • subway bar baque sandwi
  • john grisham’s wife
  • old lego sets
  • what is in my pocket ?
  • a christ-centered church is not a showcase

Regular Richie Feature


B.B. King at Roy Thomson Hall, Toronto, Ontari...

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Once again, search strings that have brought people to “Stories In My Pocket” over the course of the last month.

  • story about “what the best youth should be for our country
  • whats with this stupid haircut? pyramid haircut
  • can i use my guatemalan passaport to get in night clubs here in nashville tn?
  • if my two year old took any excedrin pill 800 ml how would he act
  • bible cd do not have women and stepfather
  • how to write an essay about having a wonderful time with good food,good music and good company.suddenly there was an earth-shaking crash
  • ronald reagan pocket
  • funny stories about ninjas in space
  • ah think is ganin tuh be fun fo’ yee watchin me struggle wi’ this next yeor.
  • why girls hate angry birds game
  • what do the words nasa stand for
  • feel like having church
  • mullets are awesome my mom has won
  • is nasa hiding something 2011 ca7
  • write one abomination story
  • pocket god barbecue time quest
  • cheesecake namaste myers brigg one later blog
  • what special thing did b.b. king do in his life
  • what religious figure does neil armstrong have a large green bust of in his living room?
  • the shuttle going down to save the miners in chile
  • what would happen to the demand curve for metallica cds if they became unpopular?

What You’re Looking For


Image representing Google as depicted in Crunc...

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So one of the benefits of the traffic increase of having been Freshly Pressed twice is that Google takes me more seriously now, and I get a lot more search engine traffic on the blog now that I did three months ago.

My old blog used to get more search traffic than this one did until recently, and I used to do an occasional post about searches that had brought people to the blog. A lot of the searches on this one are pretty straightforward queries related to a handful of posts, but I’m starting to get enough traffic that I’m starting to see some amusing searches show up.

That said, interesting search strings on SIMP in the last month:

  • where can i get me a machine that i can carry in my pocket to spell words
  • mississippi billboard “we are all losers”
  • crude palm oil will hit to myr 4200 by the end of the month december 2010
  • forest in my pocket
  • my laptop cords powerpoint is like beside my bed sorta thing, and somehow it fell out, and a bit of it was hanging out, and sparks were going everywhere! i was like s—! quickly turns power point off .
  • sam flynn smile
  • www jazz hitt com
  • whats a good lego set
  • transformers imagine 20 years from now get in the car
  • bay town texas makes incence illiegal
  • stone and water in iphone
  • read this sentence from the passage: they both cost the same, and if the two salads decide to get married, they can have a bunch of little salads and send them all off to salad school to take reading comprehension tests.in this sentence, the author is explaining how
  • thas wat made me myne crazy high but i spot a traitor out my lazy eye lady spy i’m tha one they wana hav thea baby by maybe i’m beta off alone keeps me in my zone
  • which are things in that needed in the notice of petrol pump notice on no smokina for what?why?
  • bears in my pocket
  • ugly guy mullet moustache
  • teachers book writing reports on future robots tigers laser lemon limit major minor and valid
  • & i’ve changed? i dont have lighters in my bra, i’m not asking people for ciggs, i don’t have smoker hands, and i don’t believe in cutting myself to ease pain. i have nothing to hide. you can’t find a boy, maybe because you hang out with bad people? i know i get heart broken, but i bounce back. pills, they’re also not the answer, so if you wanna tell me ive changed, then your blind
  • how to make lego armor with play doh
  • clint eastwood my mull
  • give us small topics over usefulness of forest to mankind in hindi font
  • embarrassing incident at harry potter movie and projector
  • what would happen to the demand curve for metallica cds if they became unpopular?
  • piggly wiggly/mississippi
  • what is the meanning of this proverb”he who brings kola brings life but i think you ought to break it
  • show me a picture of a mullet haircut on a woman
  • photographs of squatters living in batcave in brooklyn in early 1980s before closed
  • diluting concentrated sulfuric acid with water can be dangerous. the temperature of the solution can increase rapidly. what are the signs of dh, ds, and dg for this process?
  • what i should do in my house if i am bored and i also dont have any pets or tele and i am bored sitting on the computer too i am a primary student
  • ole miss improv
  • the “chocolate or vanilla” rule
  • soviet futures stories
  • birds take so long to die + angry birds
  • lori skylab
  • i’m david hitt, am i on meth?
  • johnny depp what am i to do? then i recall, in my pocket i have a sketch of something rustic, with limbs; i put it out, and deliver…
  • preacher from huntsville wrote a book
  • well wookie
  • people dying because of facebook stories
  • a nation that loses the _______ of honesty loses its __________.
  • if you were a purple monkey and your dad was a yellow starfish could you drive a limo up a pole at sundown?
  • if your parents not give you 4 presents and everyone elas does what do they do after christmas
  • nasa village of santa
  • a movie then go back farm time of insulin to kill him
  • kid deleted angry birds from ipod touch can you reload
  • grisham’s the confession banned in boston
  • babies have their whole lives ahead of them
  • david hitt cigars
  • what is the luxury of knowing about keith urban