So there’s this meme on Facebook where you type your name into Urban Dictionary and post the first result below your status. The multiple options for mine were too good to just settle for posting the one there, so I’m posting more of it here.
1) A formidable foe to normal people. intelligent, strong forceful. a weird hybrid of a bully and a nerd. …
I am David. All other David’s fall in march as we conquer the world. For a new Earth of peace void of general stupidity.
2) a very hot guy usually nice and very funny
dude he is such a david
3) A person who is hecka cool or awesome. Everyone else is nothing compared to a David.
Person 1: You are really really cool, just like a David.
Person 2: Thanks! That really cheers me up.