My friend Richie enjoys seeing the search strings that led people to my blog, so every so often I post them for him. Here are some of the highlights from searches from the last month or so:
Artistic angle of a pencil sharpner (Photo credit: Wikipedia)
- i had chicken tenders for lunch today blog — I’ve always thought my blog would do better if it had a unified theme. This could totally be it — every day I blog about the chicken tenders I had for lunch. The checks should start coming in any minute now.
- why is there no weightlessness in apollo 18? — You’d be surprised at how many people believe astronauts were actually weightless on the moon. Well, you would if you were me.
- could you live without internet for a month — No.
- pencil sharpeners are the bane of my existence — This search makes me happy, since it proves I’m not the only one.
- lazy reporter stories – I started working on a post about this, but then
- little river canyon rope swing — Speaking of banes of my existence.
- barnes & noble (red velvet cheesecake) — This. Eat this. Now.
- alien movie where aliens come out of the earth — Are they really aliens, then?
- hide your kids hide your wives — The Utah version.
- failed at pampered chef — Now, this, on the other hand, could be the theme of my blog, if I did more parties. I’ve had more than one experiment that didn’t quite turn out the way I thought. They’re generally entertaining, though, and mostly tasty.
- cambodian mullet — When I start my pro wrestling career, this is going to be name wrestling name.
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