Regular Richie Feature

My friend Richie enjoys seeing the search strings that led people to my blog, so every so often I post them for him. Here are some of the highlights from searches from the last month or so:

Star Gazing Farm (Photo credit: sneakerdog)

• why is the subway pulled pork so expensive? — Pulling the pig behind the subway isn’t that hard, but picking up the pork bits afterwards takes some time, you know?
• luxury of knowing lyrics — I want to live in a country where knowing lyrics isn’t a luxury, it’s a right!
• notable words from prometheus — “engineers, faith, father, why, aaaaaaah!” You’re welcome.
• i’d rather be a hammer than a knife — Also, I’d rather be a screwdriver than a spoon.
• moby dick die — The new adaptation from the makers of “Kill Mo’ Mockingbird.”
• hipster stargazing — Yeah, when I started, it was still nebula-gazing. Just sayin’
• good neighbear — In a world with better marketing, the Star Farm bear would have eaten that gecko already.
• “oh no! promootheus.” — This search makes me happy.
• skydiving gift quotes — “Never look a gift skydiver in the mouth.” ‘Cause they might land on you or something. (Hey, they can’t all be gold.)
• lori mckenna the moat — Presumably they were looking for “The Most,” but if Lori McKenna had an upcoming album of castle-themed songs, I would still listen to it.
• devil fiddler — I have no comment about this one. It speaks for itself.
• pampered chef guy version — A/k/a “Fire And Knives” (Cooking needs that Pampered Chef can totally help with, by the way.)
• “wookiee jesus” — I’m not even on the top couple of pages of results for this one.
• animal planet haunting demon– “They say there’s a demon that lives at Animal Planet, and that whoever challenges him will die.”